*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
I think I might be a female sloth.
Babe? Is that you?
if i don’t get a job in the next week I will take it as a sign that I should dedicate my life to writing descriptive Jenna Anne fan fiction
